welcome youtube

music and lyrics by bo burnham I used to walk through life, now I frolic. Youtube has been like a father to me, Except Youtube’s not an alcholic. Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid, that thought he was funnier, & cooler than he actually was. and now not much has changed, but I have a shitload of money. Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13-year-old girls, and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers. I’m just kidding But let’s be honest, that’s a hefty majority. And if you don’t believe me You must be a noob So, Welcome to Youtube! You don’t know what you’re missing, and just by searching, “Women Kissing”. -It’s Youtube! This country’s been needing a generation of kids who don’t waste their time reading. Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova’s hot? And Chris Crocker’s not… he’s hotter. Most of the best Youtubers are either asian or their gay. So if there’s an untapped youtube celebrity, and his name is George Takei and your favorite coat has a doo-doo stain. I pray to god that it’s chocolate rain And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive. Because Barack Obama won the election because of Youtube Wait, did I say youtube? I meant the black vote And I think Youtube and Fred are “So Cool!” And What The Buck! will be back in a jiffy lube So, Welcome to Youtube! Yeah… So, Welcome to Youtube! Hey… Welcome to Youtube! I said, listen and linger, Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger! It’s youtube …